The Laziest Secretary In The World

Edition excerpt from The Laziest Secretary in the World (1990): Meet Latoya, the Laziest Secretary in the World. She's selfish, she's a slob, and she just doesn't care who knows.Latoya is lazy, and proud of it, too.Should Latoya happen to land a job (a situation which always surprises and disgusts her), she makes sure to be as indolent and slothful as possible, and usually winds up picking up her pink slip before she gets her first paycheck.But Latoya is convinced that there's an easier way to bring in the big dough, and one day finds herself with a money-making scam and an adventure all rolled into one. Before Latoya can say"kimchi," she's on her way to Korea, where, for the astonishing sum of $5000, she'll marry a Korean businessman who needs American citizenship. Latoya thinks nothing could be easier. She is, of course,entirely mistaken.